Where's the thing I'm hiding

They say

Retard "Where's the thing I'm hiding?"

Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."

Retard "Yeah but where's the thing I'm hiding?"

Hym "No. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."

Retard "You gotta tell me where the thing I'm hiding is or else I don't believe you."

Hym "Hey. Heyhey. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."

Retard "..... But where's the thing I'm hiding?"

Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do. I'm just going to kill a child."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

I'm not a therapist

the nicest excuse to make when you don't care how you feel.

"I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.

by Teslarossa August 29, 2023

I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId!

Really. This ☝️ is all this is. You saying that back at me in response to everything I say.

An Imbecile "I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId! I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId! I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId!"

Hym "I bet you wish you would have done the 'stop the weaponized schizophrenia from getting your kids murdered part.' Because I told you how to do that... You DIDN'T DO THAT... And now you are trying to do it without me and I just shouldn't have to be left out of it. I'm not to blame for that. You need to come here to me. You need to let me explain what is happening. You need to confirm the veracity of the claim I'm making. And then you need to stop siging off on it what it happens to people."

An Imbecile "I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId! I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId!"

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

i'm a goner

The daughter of a Maiden who eats monsters and sleeps with meat every night

Did you hear the new Devo song? No. I'm a goner, billy. Did you see that I'm a goner? Her mom is a Maiden who eats monsters and sleeps with meat!

by SimDevoSlipknot August 21, 2017

I'm fine

You mostly say it when you are NOT fine, but you don't want anyone to worry about you.

Person 1: Hi, how are you?
Person 2: oh, I'm fine. Just tired.

by CakeCatGirl May 7, 2018

I'm P3 you bitch baka

This is just a joke cb- ! P3 students are nuts and chaotic asf! Not like flexing to P1 and P2 students with science diversity shit! Not being part of the lower primary is an achievement huh? AN ACHIEVEMENT? SOMETHING TO FLEX ON? HAHAHA FOR THE LOVE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU AND YOUR BRAWL STARS ACCOUNT! I think that P3 and P4 students are the worst years to be in and if any of yall 2013 and up shits just get out of my sight. #periodt

"Wanna go on Omegle?"
"Bro you're underaged!!"
"I'm P3 you bitch baka."

by pink ezlink April 19, 2022