Jacob freeman

A dude that gets mad if nothing goes his way. Flexes way to hard about his phone wraps and his blazer and speaks in a sus tone way to his friends and cringes them out Everytime

“Ur ur ur my oz”- Jacob freeman

“That’s a sus nigga” -The boys

by Ueiehfiekeb October 25, 2020

jacob pråhl

He’s an all around great guy with extremly good grades. He’s also an elite member of the honorary secret club D.T.S

I wish i had the same grades as Jacob Pråhl then my parent would be proud of me

by Pronkey October 22, 2019

Jacob Workun

Big booty, thick titties. Such a man is a Jacob Workun. Can pick up the Women and potentially men.

Very, VERY RED

PAINT THE WALLS IN WHITE

He creamed all over. Must be the work of a Jacob Workun

by ackadvhuwfc June 2, 2021

Jacob

A name normally associated with a gym addicted sad prick who does nothing but move to dead tings named Georgia. We pray for people who are named Jacob because they’re 19 and still in college which is ultimately sad 1 like 1 prayer

The word JACOB can be used in this sentence “ aye look at that pussyole he’s deffo a Jacob pfft wasteman”

by John names March 18, 2019

jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough

Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs

by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018

Jacob Sclitorous

A derogatory term for Jacob Sartorius (a little boy who got famous on vine and musical.ly. Has no eyebrows and sings stupid songs. Most popularly known for his single "sweatshirt".)

That Jacob Sclitorous must not have any talent at all.

by LaserImouto March 15, 2023

Jacob

Jacob means, gay, all Jacobs are gay and mentally ill

Woah that kid is flirting with that man, he must be named jacob

by Truth te11er May 4, 2020