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douche bag

A preppy faggot that grew up in the rich side of town. They usually have long blonde fag-boy hair and they talk on their cell phones really loud and carry around skate boards that they dont know how to use.
by caboomed February 15, 2009
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fat bags

breasts, boobs, tits, honkers, hooters, melons and shabadooo's
Guy 1: look at the fat bags on that one!!!
Guy 2: Very nice!!!
by wex November 2, 2003
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Douche Bag

(n.) 1. "The Man" or "Whitey"; 2. a person with little or no perspective on the important things in life; 3. one who prioritizes an expensive car and/or flashy clothes and the other trappings of success over and above his/her individuality, happiness, ethics, family, friends, pets, and basic human decency; 4. one who attempts with all their being to be something they are not in exchange for what they perceive to be personal gain, i.e. a sell out; 5. A partner (or one who aspires to be a partner) of a large international law firm or a corporate equivalent.
Don't get me started on Tim. That freakin guy, always dating girls just out of high school, driving a BMW (on lease!) wearing an Armani suit and still living in a rented apartment with two roommates, what a douche bag.

Look at that guy, 58 years old, spray on hair, already on wife and family number 3, out dancing like it was still 1977 and he's at Studio 54. He is such a flaming douche bag.

Drew Rosenhaus is a world class Douche Bag.

Blayne loves to schmooze with Bruce and the other partners, what a douche bag.
by D.B. Police November 3, 2006
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Bag Up

1) (v) To laugh real hard at something.
2) (v) To be caught or arrested by the police.
3) (v) To have sexual intercourse with.
"Bag up bitches from John Jay"
by VAKI5 September 14, 2003
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bag hag

noun. Gay man who accompanies rich women on shopping trips order to be associated with fabulous shopping bags.
I totally have to get a bag hag - I'm tired of carrying my own Gucci shopping bags.
by Garfield Park Trixie May 25, 2005
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hurt bag

1)A bag full of hurt.

2)Someone, whom of which is EXTREMLY annoying.

3)A person very gross or freakin' ugly.
Montgomrey: Look, look over there. That fat child eating chocolate is ugly.

Rick: To disagree with you would be a lie.

Montgomrey: Yes, he is quite a hurt bag.
by tony.217 January 22, 2007
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Tea Bag

nut fuckin someones mouth, dippin your hairy nut sack into someones mouth over and over again. Kinda like dippin a tea bag into a cup of hot water. only this is a nut sack in thier mouth
1. I tea bagged that ho for a half an hour.

2. open your mouth so I can tea bag you.

3. She woke up only to realize she was being tea bagged.
by The Happy Tea Bagger August 9, 2008
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