baby hell

the place that you find yourself in with a baby who won't stop crying

oh man Bubs couldn't sleep last night and was just crying and crying... i was in baby hell

by luna magnet February 25, 2011

Baby Stand

The action of training your kid to stand in two legs before learning to walk, usually practiced on kids below 3 years old.

Person 1: That child looks menacing, why he just stay there and look around.
Person 2: He just baby stand.

by Kagetane April 28, 2019

baby choir

A gang of women oohing and awing around a baby.

My baby and I stepped off the elevator into a full blown baby choir, women in mid-babygasm singing all around us!

by J Pickwick August 6, 2010

Freakin' babies

The phrase to state when there is no one to blame on a sitiuation. Shortened from "Blame it on the freakin' babies," it can make a situation go from awkward and unpleasant to why you randomly said "Freakin' babies"

Eh, freakin' babies did it.

by TriplePTripp May 15, 2011

baby homicide

Killing babies

"This baby homicide is crazy"

by homo homicide July 7, 2016

stinky baby

a stinky baby is simply someone in your friend group who either acts immaturely when it comes to din dinns or beddy baws, or someone who always complains.

You should always react to a stinky baby by saying "Waaaaaaaa" to mock them for being a stinky baby

Person 1 - "That Glenn character is such a Stinky Baby, is he really going to bed at 9pm?"
Glenn- "I'M NOT A STINKY BABY SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP NOOOO IM NOT A BABY!!"
Person 1- "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"!

by Fuck the Tories haha February 16, 2020

Bougie Baby

When parents dress their baby in all high-end designer brands.

(i.e. Versace, Gucci, Burberry, Fendi, Baby Jordans, etc.)

“Look at Nicki over there with her baby wearing Versace, dat’s one bougie baby”

by Candy gee September 14, 2021