Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Donkey Riding

When a male donkey and a female donkey get into a very hot fight, when this happens do not interfere with it

Oh shit the donkeys are donkey riding each other!

by By APPLE INC December 25, 2021

Bologna the ride

When you meet a car that is cherry...like Gone in 60 Seconds Eleanor cherry and you just can't help yourself...

So I was walking down the street and saw the new Tesla Model S and just had to bologna the ride...

by roughryder69 June 22, 2021

ride

road is a uncle that someone rides..

she rides her uncle

by chunkycherry88 September 3, 2020

Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

rocket rided

1. Shoot a guided middle and ride on top of it
2. Shove a couple of fire works up your arse

Synonyms, Rocket riding, Rocket ride

1. My girlfriend rocket rided me to a victory royale yesterday.
2. Have you tried rocket riding

by Vape N8 May 24, 2018

going for a ride

what a teen girl can say to her parents, sarcastically, as an excuse, when asked what she did instead of doing homework or performing other duties, such as helping with younger siblings

going for a ride means, most often than not, for said teen girl, going to her bf's house for a quickie or bumble-stumbling at a friend's house

by Sexydimma January 16, 2017