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Alabama Snake Rider

a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).

placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.

movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.

her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.

this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.

bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
by Rihyo May 3, 2023
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nut snake

Euphemism for a penis. Originates from the terms nuts for testes. Created by Theo Von.
The guy runnin the Gravitron asked if we wanted to rock then he showed us that nut snake.
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When You get the notification “Eric is typing...” after midnight knowing full well that he has a girlfriend and knows that you have a boyfriend.
Girl 1: Hey guys Eric is typing again.
Girl 2: Omg he’s a snake. He should just leave you alone.
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someone who tells someone about a problem or issue. also someone who tells a teacher or member of pastoral of a matter that doesn't affect them
look there is Ella Newell, the snake who told Ms Simms"
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Someone who goes behind your back and spreads rumors/trash talks/tell secrets. They act like they're your friend but wait for the right moment to pounce and hurt you.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about what Jack said about Jack?
Person 2: Don't trust what Jack says, he's a snake and a liar.
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