Ethan

Ethan is THE MOST special person you will ever meet in your lifetime. Not only are his looks ON POINT, but you’ll never meet another with the personality Ethan has. He’s the kinda guy that’s constantly in your mind. Your first thought in the morning, and the last before you fall asleep. When you talk to him, you feel as though no one else really matters. Whoever said nobody is perfect, clearly never met an Ethan. With the humour, kindness, and affection of an Ethan, you can’t go wrong. But go find ur own Ethan cause this one is mine <3

ps: Ethan’s also tend to have really big hands?

girl: is anyone really perfect?
girl 2: yes actually.
girl: who?
girl 2: Ethan ofc

by annie_2415 November 24, 2021

ethan dong

The guy with the biggest dong in all of the world. He can pull any girls with this dong energy, He's the master at it.

ETHAN DONG IS GETTING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Rickroll13203d June 20, 2023

Ethan Cox

Ethan cox is an egotistical scroatum that craves the nic and loves the ganj

oi oi theres ethan cox, no you cant have my poof you scroatum

by Euan Mcgay April 18, 2023

Ethan belulia

The most godly man you'll ever meet. His presence will jaw drop and dick hard.

Holy shit there goes Ethan belulia I've just got rock hard!

by Adrian galism May 30, 2023

Sadface Ethan

Sadface Ethan Is an amazing Christian artist who makes amazing music about his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. (He is also the CHH boxing world champion)

Hey that’s Sadface Ethan and he just knocked out King Law!

by I’m.not.gay August 7, 2022

Ethan

Ethan cool but he likes guys and has thicc brain and probably on drugs

Omg he is such an ethan

by Angel the cool guy March 29, 2022

Ethan

Smart friendly hot knows the inside out of a SAT book like I know the what Warryn is going to eat for dessert.
The friend you can always rely on always shows up when you need him.

I wish I was Ethan

You should be more like Ethan

by Ethanlover69 April 7, 2023