may 25

Mckayla appreciation day

omg it’s may 25th we have to appreciate mckayla

by alexiazieg7 May 25, 2022

May 23

National grab your boyfriend's boobs day. A day to grab your boyfriend's boobs, whether he has some or not.

"Happy May 23 dear boyfriend, give me your boobs"
"How could I forget, grab away."

by xanadont69 May 23, 2025

laura may

One of the most kindest humans you will ever know. She definitely cares about you but it takes time to convince her. She can sometimes forget that the world doesn’t revolve around her, but in the end she can be loving to everyone. Be careful, you don’t want to get on her bad side though. It takes a lot of effort to get there, but once you do, your gonna regret it. She’s also the mom of the friend group. Everyone needs a loving laura May in there life to watch our and care for them.

Thank you Laura May for helping me with my injury!

by Itzbella December 2, 2018

May 11th

May 11th, National date day. On May 11th, take your friend, bf/gf, crush, or teacher on a date

Ex. You: hey its May 11th let's date
Your date: OMLL YESS AND CUDDLES AFTER??

by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 CoZen May 10, 2024

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024

May 27

The day only 1 Kaitlin shall be worshipped

Oh Kaitlin please give me head because May 27 is the day that you shall be worshipped

Ohhh Kaitlin please give me head because May 27 is the day that you shall be worshipped

by The Real Lil Little May 26, 2025

may 24

if you have birthday this day, you are a god. if you have birthday, you can grab all your females friends. you can grab them at the pussy, ass, boobs, head and the whole body!! so CONGRATS

Teacher: who has birthday today (date: may 24)?
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.

the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!

by The MC Legend April 14, 2019