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Texas rock climbing

Texas rock climbing consists of a man and woman shitting out their turds up and down a staircase. After the turds are scattered on the stairs, they race up the stairs on all fours, as if they are climbing a rock wall. Whichever one of them loses the race has a get all the shit rubbed on their body (if there is extra it shoved into their rectum) until it crusts.
Bro 1: Have you ever been Texas rock climbing?
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time
by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025
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Texas New Year

When the multiple loud bangs outside are logically gunshots, but is okay to ignore it because “its probably fine
*BANG BANG BANG…BANG*
“Was tha-“
“Relax, it’s just a Texas New Year
by Hahahehelol123456 December 31, 2025
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Texas New Year

When the multiple loud bangs outside are logically gunshots, but is okay to ignore it because “its probably fine
*BANG BANG BANG…BANG*
“Was tha-“
“Relax, it’s just a Texas New Year
by Hahahehelol123456 December 31, 2025
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The Texas Tuxedo

The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.
by Mediocre Ogre May 12, 2011
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And Texas!

1. The most appropriate and accurate supplement to any and all questions.

2. And Texas!
Dude#1: Hey... What's the meaning of life?

Dude#2: Well, I think it's up to the individual; it's really just a spiritual journey of learning and experience.

<pause>

Dude#2: And Texas!
by Pyronix337 March 17, 2012
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Northern Texas Door Jam

The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.
Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude
by Pillar of Salt October 7, 2014
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good texas

a.k.a. Dirty Sprite

A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.
Future in "Ball Like This":

"Private Parties, you on the guest list
I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"
by deedeeC May 9, 2016
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