Texas rock climbing consists of a man and woman shitting out their turds up and down a staircase. After the turds are scattered on the stairs, they race up the stairs on all fours, as if they are climbing a rock wall. Whichever one of them loses the race has a get all the shit rubbed on their body (if there is extra it shoved into their rectum) until it crusts.
Bro 1: Have you ever been Texas rock climbing?
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time
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When the multiple loud bangs outside are logically gunshots, but is okay to ignore it because “its probably fine”
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Get the Texas New Year mug.The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
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Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
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Dude: Yeah, totally dude
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A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.
A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.
Future in "Ball Like This":
"Private Parties, you on the guest list
I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"
"Private Parties, you on the guest list
I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"
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