a funny insult which could be used when someone is/was being a dick, usually in a non-serious manner (also see turgle for further details).
by eminemanemone December 13, 2018
Get the turd burglar mug.The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.
"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"
" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"
"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"
" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"
by Kick your ass February 19, 2014
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Get the Mega Turd mug.A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.
Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!
Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!
by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 2, 2021
Get the Turd Ferguson mug.The Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge is to fill a bucket with diarrhea, dunk a raw chicken in the bucket to soak it, then throw it at the bathroom wall so that it sticks. After that, you dump the bucket on your head. This is a combination of the Turd Bucket Challenge and Chicken Bilch.
"Bro, the Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge is too easy, we gotta upgrade to the Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge"
"You right"
"You right"
by Tinkle Stinky June 4, 2025
Get the Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge mug.-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.
1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019
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