Crapsolutely perfect

When a situation turns out “perfect” in the absolute worst way possible. Usually said with heavy sarcasm to highlight how everything went wrong, yet managed to line up with irritating precision.

“Oh, the car broke down in the rain, my phone’s dead, and I left my wallet at home. Crapsolutely perfect.”

by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

Perfect

You Mi Amor<3(❤ ω ❤)q(≧▽≦q)

Person 1: " I'm looking for the perfect girl/boy/person, know anyone?"
Person 2: "You."
Person 1: "What?!?!"
Person 2: "Kiss Me."
Person 1: HUH!!! Okay."

Your Perfect<3

by UrMomIsHot009 January 9, 2023

Perfect

This girl named Makayla

This girl named Makayla is perfect

by Pimpboyfriend July 8, 2022

Perfect

"Why Dont We"

So thats Perfect.

by Cuddlexherron June 11, 2018

Absolute Perfection

Some bitch named Léa

You see that girl Léa? She’s absolute perfection <3

by milf_central September 12, 2022

Perfect

Alex's boyfriend

"Wow, zack is perfect!"

by Ouijacamble March 9, 2020

The perfect man

Tom Holland

- If only I had the perfect man by my side...(Tom Holland)

by Hollander No25.095.983 January 9, 2021