December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout
by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023

I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.
by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
