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Nick

The ugly nick concocted up a terrible spell.
by JabbawockyJR June 19, 2016
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Nick

Oh, Nick. He's a fun one. One that'll definitely catch your eye the first day you meet him. He's not exactly popular, making him easy to become friends with- but his aura is often very intimidating. He seems practically perfect, but nobody else seems to notice him. A hilarious dude, and still manages to stay innocent.
"Oh my gosh, It's Nick!"

"Who?"
"Shush, let me stare for just a second.."
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Nick

Nick is a very fat and obese friend. He also is very loyal but can be an absolute dummy. Sadly when he gets mad he gets his mom to message people to tell them to stop calling him fat.
Friends: " nick you so fat"
Nick: " mom tell them to stop"
Nicks Mom: " stop making fun of my fat child"
by yeetfrog June 3, 2019
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Nick

Just once I’d like to be invited to his house for a feed
by The viper 619 November 14, 2023
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Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls
oh look, nick da nonce is back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !
by Nlcgang November 23, 2021
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Nick

Nick is a cool dude
Nick is such a cool dude😸😸
by stickmasternick420 July 21, 2021
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Nick Mobbs

A Maccas consuming gremlin with a British passport. he is actually Australian, with the exception that his dad is the closest person that he knows to Dushane from top boy. he enjoys smoking tea as well as drinking it and barely lifts.

There are a few exceptions to his British authenticity, such as not watching the Bledisloe cup or the Ashes, and having a mullet. Nick Mobbs sometimes lacks street cred, such as being called Neck Moobs, for his fat neck and fat man boobs and Dick Knobs which is self-explanatory

overall he isn't a shit bloke, he is just Nick Mobbs and that is okay.
Example 1:
"Did you hear Nick Mobbs is a fitness model?"
"of course, hes clearly been getting that British summer bod"

Example 2:
"who stole the 10 big macs?"
"don't worry it was Nick Mobbs, he can jew up the money from Dominos"

Example 3:
"i reckon i could put on nautica polo with the top button done up and be more of a chav than nick mobbs"
by RandomMelbournekidd March 25, 2020
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