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Spending less money

OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!

Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!
Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
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Money Way

Term used by Alex Rover, Rich The Kid, Tay Money and Lil Tay to tell everyone that they are currently focussing on making money.
Guy: Have you heard that 9 year old rap that one song... That goes... Lil Tay, money way. Carve on the Coupe on Tuesday. (Bitch)
Girl: No, but it sounds like shit.
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old money aesthetic

Dressing in a way that makes you look rich without being lavish
You don't need to break the bank to look Old Money.
How to get the Old Money style.
A blazer is a necessity when it gets to looking like Old Money aesthetic.
by jangjosh October 28, 2023
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G Money

Woman beating Addict w no self esteem n an under active Shlong
Garrett seems cool but he really is just a broke ass G Money
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not for love or money

not for any inducement or in any circumstances.
I would never go back to that restaurant, not for love or money.
by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024
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Bahimp Money

Bahimp Money

Money that you have, which can be used at your discretion. You are not concerned about saving it. It is "Burning A Hole In My Pocket."
A gave my kids some Bahimp Money for their upcoming vacation.

I bought more than I needed because I have Bahimp Money.

I received $500 for my birthday. I am going to put $200 in savings and the remainder is Bahimp Money!

I'll buy the next round of drinks. I've got Bahimp Money!
by bbarroo July 7, 2020
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money shift

When you shift gears too aggressively and something breaks , usually costing thousands of dollars.
Damn i money shift-ed my new supra
by the avrg neo-nazi January 28, 2024
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