March 7th

Ask your crush out day don't be shy this is your chance.

Girl 1: Come on ask him out.
Girl 2: Ok I guess it is March 7th
Girl 2 :will you date me
Guy 1: YES YES YES

by NATIONALDAY88 March 6, 2022

March

But you’re partner a fluffy cow month

Oh look it’s March, that means you have t buy me a cow

by Cyb3rfaeries March 11, 2025

11 March

National give ur bf head in the car day

bf: give me head right now

gf: no why, we’re in a car
bf: it’s 11 march 🤷 ♂️
gf: shit okay

by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024

March 5

The day everyone has to accept compliments given to them.

Person 1: "You look so cute today!"
Person 2: "No I dont-"
Person 1: "it's March 5th, you have to take my compliments today" >:)

by Ooowakawqka March 5, 2022

March 28

National we all skip this day; We all skip this day!!! And we don’t celebrate or do anything!!!!

Man 1: “it’s March 28!!!”
Man 2: “what about it?”
Man 1: “it’s National we all skip day!!!”
Man 2: omg that’s amazing

by Regginbut February 16, 2022

March 3rd

The day a dumb ass bitch was born, this person tends to be bipolar and a dick but really nice once you get to know them.

It’s March 3rd. Happy birthday, dumb ass! I’m glad to have met you.

by adannnnnnnnnmc30 March 3, 2024

March 26

People that were born on March 26 are the kindest and friendliest people on this planet but they can be angry as if you piss them off. They are the type of people to be there with you no matter what and stick with you. They are the most understandable and they are quite fun to talk to. You will have things to relate to when you talk to these people, and they are always loyal no matter what. And they will never back-stab you.

March 26 people are the best.

by Mr matchmaker February 13, 2022