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by Chen den January 5, 2021
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Shop Dog

A dog that sometimes lends a hand with certain tasks, can carry tools or just keeps the social vibe at its peak, usually present at small industrial businesses.
That shop dog will usually just lay around, but he has been a big help lately.
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Gray Dogging

Blowing old people in public places. Specifically, public places in England.
Bloke #1: Have you seen Nigel?
Bloke #2: He got pissed and was gray dogging a hobo behind the pub last I saw.
by ermaghernet October 23, 2012
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retirement dog

A dog acquired either during retirement or less commonly as a manisfestation of ENS (empty nesting syndrome) that is treated with a high degree of preference, most often surpassing that of any actual children a retiree has.
My parent’s retirement dog, Murphy, got more Christmas presents than me.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.
by Shariah Moonbeam December 26, 2018
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Dog-Dumped

When your girlfriend dumps you because she is more into her dog than you.
I cant believe I just got dog-dumped!
by palsyclaw October 28, 2009
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split the dog

Sorry boss cant work tomorrow it gonna be a split the dog kinda day
by Sonny bertram February 13, 2019
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bathtub dog

It's a fatass dog that looks like a fucking bathtub don't feed your dog butter it is gonna turn into a bathtub dog
by Lemon drop dizzy January 2, 2017
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