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american beauty college

ABC liquor store; a store that sells alcohol
I went to the American Beauty College and picked up some party supplies.
by Pretty Baby Girl March 1, 2025
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College

A center of education in which students seek for a higher education which is provided by the state with a building called a dorm for students to live in to attend class in school grounds, college is also a cesspool of woke liberals complaining about a capitalism and society whilst going in debt due to student loans.
John: I’m going to college for a high paying job.
Jane: yeah, I attend gender studies class, there is a wage gap between men and women and I just can’t handle that men work more hours for more money.
by StrawberryJamSauce August 22, 2020
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Shrewsbury College

Shrewsbury College, also known as a shit tip for knobheads who think they're the shit with an elf bar in their hand.

Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.

London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.
Harvey - "yeknawamean shan, this Shrewsbury College is fuckin mint mush."

Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."

Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"

George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."
by daklaaa March 20, 2024
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Alexandra College

A private school in south Dublin known for hockey, D4 accents, and Mr C. The students regularly partake in activities like Tribe, vaping, applying fake tan, and pulling the piss out of Mr Carol.

If used in a sentence, it is to be pronounced with the strongest D4 accent you can muster.
"Oh my god, you go to Alexandra College? You must be loaded."
by anonymous October 5, 2022
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Perth College

If you are a raging lesbian and want a horrible education with staff that would rather fuck you over than lose their own reputation this is the school for you!
You will love the principle, who will put her self image before anything else. Look out for her face on an oversized poster as you drive past pc!
Student: I go to Perth College
literally anyone: “are you gay or do you lack a personality?”
by usuckmyballs21 May 30, 2023
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Al-Quds Bard College

Arkham Asylum for People Who Live in The West Bank
-"I'm enrolling in Al-Quds Bard College!"
-"Forgive me for I have missed your Jonkler tendencies"
by GriftThatThrift June 10, 2025
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Narrabundah college

a school that values academic excellence over all else and shuns losers for their lack of intellect.
"I go to Narrabundah college"
"you must be a very sad person"
by the one and only manny July 22, 2020
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