Christian Kale

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!

Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!

by CptDoge November 14, 2016

Christian Girl abortion

When a good Christian Girl secretly, or not so secretly, partakes in drugs, alcohol, and risky pharmaceuticals while knowingly pregnant in an attempt to induce a miscarriage. Note: sometimes failure to miscarry can still be a success if it traps the father into considerable financial obligations to support the female partner for life and their disabled and mentally stunted child.

Kevin: Beth seemed totally strung out in church today. Is she on something? I thought she was preggers.

Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.

by SecretSouthernSlang May 4, 2022

Christian LaCaze

Pretty much the greatest man on planet Earth

Christian LaCaze won the last four Nobel Peace Prizes.

by ThatOneGuy1231 October 1, 2016

Christian

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by anonymous June 6, 2021

Eva and Christian

A love like none other. Everything is the absolute best when they are together.

Like Christian Keyes and Eva Marcille, the celebrity couple who keeps it popping! #Eva and Christian

by Chazard04 December 9, 2024

christian

nuttensohn

tom: omg who is that bitch
tim: christian

by miaisthebest February 21, 2022

Christian Nationalists

Oh no! 😱 They're going to make the gays NOT DO the thing the women are making ME not do... Whatever will we do!?

Hym "Oh no! The Christian Nationalists are coming to make women occasionally take a 9 month break from fucking all the fat-cocks instead of me! Whatever will we do!?"

by Hym Iam December 27, 2023