by CptDoge November 14, 2016
Get the Christian Kalemug. An Abrahamic religion. Believes in some mythological mentally ill jew that got nailed to a plank of wood for pissing off the Romans. The majority of followers are KKK members, fascists, and middle aged religious nuts who indoctrinate their fuckwad crotch goblins to keep the cult alive.
by ChinkFaggot June 16, 2024
Get the Christianitymug. by christianxmeghancreghan January 18, 2023
Get the Christian and Meghanmug. A fat shit that instead of swimming, munches on anything he can get his soft hands onto. Occasionally will cry and threaten to sit on someone
by Swim bois May 30, 2018
Get the Christianmug. He is the most loyal, caring, handsomest, beautiful loving,selfless,and kindest husband.He always cheers me up when I'm feeling at my worst and is always there for me no matter what.He has the biggest heart in the whole planet and never thinks twice before doing something nice.He is very very handsome with the brightest smile i have ever seen ever, and he has a laugh so contagious i cant help but be giddy with endorphins whenever i'm around him. He's the funniest and the most out of pocket person ever, and really loves all sorts of crazy animals. He always gives me so so so so much love and the most clingiest cuddliest husband ever. He never makes me feel judged or makes me feel like i have to change myself at all. He loves me with who i am and i love him for who he is. With him, its such a deep connection there's so much comfort than in the word comfort.With him, time flies and goes slowly at the same time. His hugs, always feel like home. His hands, are like puzzle pieces that perfectly align with mine. His voice, like my favorite comfort song that im able to listen to on repeat for hours on end.No urban dictionary could even begin to describe my love for my husband. Because with him, life is just beautiful. And I can't wait to spend the rest of it with him.
Who packed you lunch?
MY MOST AMAZING, GORGEOUS ,FUNNIEST SMARTEST, CARING, BOYFRIEND NAMED CHRISTIAN OF COURSE!
MY MOST AMAZING, GORGEOUS ,FUNNIEST SMARTEST, CARING, BOYFRIEND NAMED CHRISTIAN OF COURSE!
by YourWifeyy<33 November 20, 2023
Get the Christianmug. A trash & expensive school that is mostly rich white kids who are so ignorant it genuinely gives you a headache. The male teachers are pedo’s and the rest of administration are just racist and sexist degenerates. And majority of the kids are too, and if you’re not, then you’re the stupid one. Wesleyan isn’t good at academics, and as for athletics our soccer team molests eachother. And they’re some of the most homophobic people there. They are no clubs either unless you interested in joining the KKK or whatever weird Lego club the enrichment (special ed) kids have running. And there is more worshipping trump then worshipping God.
by ch11111 June 29, 2025
Get the Wesleyan Christian Academymug. by Christian wright April 23, 2015
Get the Christian wrightmug.