07 april

You are the most amazing person to be found and the most funny. You prob like coraline <3

I will fuck your dad on 07 april.

by Your baka baka <3 November 23, 2021

7 April

Give someone whos birthday is on this day MANY PRINGLES AND ANIME SH!T!!!!!

Person: it's 7 April today.. MY birthday

Them: :(

Person: hand them over!

Them: *hands over pringles and anime sh!t*

Person: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

by Frognut December 11, 2020

No anal april

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary

Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!

by @coomified on Instagram February 1, 2021

April

Gym milf, crazy blonde hair, would be literally out-the-wazoo in bed so you're scared of her. Asks you to help her in the tanning rooms without your consent.

There's probably a reason that the crazy eyed woman named April is single in her mid-forties.

by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023

April

This person is a hero and loves everyone and everything. Big sweetheart but if you hurt them they'll tell you to die and go to hell.

Person: man! I was contemplating suicide last night and this person helped me through it and they're such a hero.
Person A: wow! They're such an april!

by juniperjune._.notjunk December 30, 2023

April Fooling

The act of pranking someone on april fools day (April 1st).

Eric: JOHN THERE IS A SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD!!!!!!
John: Hey man that aint cool, stop April Fooling me.

by ModerateRepublican422 April 1, 2022

APRIL 16TH

Today a legendary BADASS was born with the initials JMS. An Aries with FIRE. Talented, TOUGH, funny AF, loving, scary, intelligent, sent from the heavens and an all around BADASS. If you know someone with these initials wish then a happy badass birthday.

April 16th, BADASS, LEGEND, JMS

by Another Badass April 16, 2022