Christian Girl abortion

When a good Christian Girl secretly, or not so secretly, partakes in drugs, alcohol, and risky pharmaceuticals while knowingly pregnant in an attempt to induce a miscarriage. Note: sometimes failure to miscarry can still be a success if it traps the father into considerable financial obligations to support the female partner for life and their disabled and mentally stunted child.

Kevin: Beth seemed totally strung out in church today. Is she on something? I thought she was preggers.

Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.

by SecretSouthernSlang May 4, 2022

Christian LaCaze

Pretty much the greatest man on planet Earth

Christian LaCaze won the last four Nobel Peace Prizes.

by ThatOneGuy1231 October 1, 2016

Christian Kale

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!

Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!

by CptDoge November 14, 2016

Christian Death

What a load of pretentious crap. When I was a teenager I used to think this band was so fucking cool. Now I’m older and a lot more rational and it’s hard not to pick up on the cringe and pretentiousness of it all. Rozz Williams was no genius. Just a poor man’s Robert Smith.

Christian Death were lame as fuck.

by WorseThanHitler December 4, 2020

Christian

Very unique, one of the most special humans on earth. Everybody adores him but he doesn't see. He might seem selfish sometimes, cuz he is, but he makes up for it on every possible way. He always get's hell a lot Very loyal, funny and he'll make you feel happy.

"What do you think about him?"

"Christian? You should keep him. There are just a few of him in the world"

by ttdg December 4, 2016

Christian

A guy who buys too many YEEZYS and the complains about his wife’s Amazon shopping

Christian buys too many YEEZYs

by Yourmom8128 November 23, 2021

Christian

He is an anime guy. He watches anime all the time. If you want an anime guy he and his friend Anthony would love to guide you. He works out at the gym with his uncle. That may be unhealthy for him for his age. But he doesnt care under the circumstances he is into.

I love Christian.

by Truthguy12 June 15, 2019