Poor Bob

When you shit on someone tile floor then active the Roomba.

I snuck into Johnnys house and gave him a Poor Bob that he’d never forget.

by Funkyfur October 08, 2022

Long bob jones

Someone who was incredibly long limbed in their youth. They may or may not also go by little BJ.

Look at that lanky ass long bob jones

by PapaZaddy November 06, 2021

Bob Vila complex

Someone who thinks he or she can fix anything or anybody... sonetimes arrogantly or ones own peril

Some doctors have God complex. House had rubinex cube complex and I have a Bob Vila complex

by faking work July 27, 2020

Bob's Gin

Trapped, taken by surprise

David was cornered by Jon. He realized this was Bob's Gin.

by Harrold Showerdrain March 02, 2024

Fuckass bob

A bob that goes down to the earlobe with no bangs, and a middle part. Serves absolutely nothing and generally looks bad, unless worn ironically, only then will it serve cunt

Person1: ugh girl did you see that fuckass bob
Person2: no girl that’s just a bob, collette from ratatouille has a fuckass bob!
Person1: idk that looks like a FAB it’s not giving

by C00chiedestroyer3000 September 11, 2023

One for Bob

Adjective to describe an obese woman, typically of Scotish heritage and smelling of cheap vodka.

Look there is one for Bob. Hide your haggis rolls hen here is one for Bob

by Fendog8 August 20, 2021

coolio joe bob

cool; good;

Person 1: I called an uber.
Person 2: coolio joe bob.

by lisabella April 01, 2016