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Harry Singlehurst

Harry of Nazareth (c. 5 BC/BCE – c. 30 AD/CE), also referred to as Harry Christ or simply Harry, is the central figure of Christianity. Christians believe him to be the Messiah foretold in the Old Testament and the Son of God. His 'new command' was to love one another and it is believed that by his death and Resurrection, Harry brought Salvation to the world.

The principal sources of information regarding Harry' life and teachings are the four canonical gospels. Some scholars believe apocryphal texts such as the Gospel of Thomas and the Gospel according to the Hebrews are also relevant.
Critical Biblical scholars and historians have offered competing descriptions of Harry as a self-described messiah, as the leader of an apocalyptic movement, as an itinerant sage, as a charismatic healer, and as the founder of an independent religious movement. Most contemporary scholars of the Historical Harry consider him to have been an independent, charismatic founder of a Jewish restoration movement, anticipating an imminent apocalypse. Other prominent scholars, however, contend that Harry' "Kingdom of God" meant radical personal and social transformation instead of a future apocalypse.
-Guy hits his thumb with a hammer-
"OUCH, HARRY SINGLEHURST- FUCKING- CHRIST!"
by ThatmagicHarryGuy December 2, 2011
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harry woodcock

Large hairy curly headed jew made of wood in the cock. (aka Julian GoodJones)
Julian GoodJones from Cedar Rapids Iowa is a harry woodcock
by lickadick1232 November 29, 2011
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Harry

Harry is a weird little human with no upper body or lower body strength whatsoever. He pretends to a preppy yet is an emo furry and our Fairy Gay-Mother. He never gets the girls so he surrounds himself with them as his best friends (most of them being smoking hot). He used to wear dresses as a child because he wished he could be a girl. He has the largest forehead in all of history yet he has a brain the size of a grapefruit seed. He also plays soccer and pretends to be Lionel Messi whenever he plays. He has the skinniest legs in the world and is really, really, really, really, really, really short. (his forehead makes up for about 79.6% of his height). His dick is also non-existent as he doesn't have a pussy either he just has two holes between his legs(he agreed to this).
Harry: "i sometimes throw glitter at people and tell them i am
by Brunette_bitch February 23, 2023
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Harry is here and harry is our Fairy Gay-Mother. He is the one who blesses those of the chosen souls and make them become gay.
Harry: " I sometimes go out into town and throw glitter at people and tell them they are GAY, They may resist but i remind them that I AM YOUR FAIRY GAY-MOTHER AND YOU SHALL DO AS I PLEASE!"
by Brunette_bitch February 23, 2023
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Harry

ME. ASSHOLE. DUMB. FUCK.
(parter of a Ray)
I AM A DUMBASS AND MY NAME IS HARRY
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Harry

Harry is just something extraordinary. He's so amazing that anything I say can't even come close to how precious and special he is. Even the sound of his melodic voice can push out a tear. His smile lights up the world as nobody else does. He doesn't know he's beautiful but he is. (if you know you know)He turns shy when he is praised and he doesn't know but it makes people go mad with love and adoration. He is so loved and every time someone shows their love he is surprised like he doesn't expect it. He is humble, kind, affectionate, inclusive, crazy funny, beautiful, strong, compassionate and just something extraordinary. That is Harry.
We all love you, Harry, we love you now, we loved you yesterday, and we'll love you forever.
by MEDITHC March 8, 2023
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Harry

Harry is the sexiest, horny and most transexual person ever. He eats tampons and condoms for breakfast and it's so easy and fun to have sex with him. His penis is so big, people have died. He once gave anal to one person, but ended up giving the whole world AIDS.
I loved having sex with Harry, I now have AIDS.
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