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Orton Long

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Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.
"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"

"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"

"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"
by urbandictionarier69 December 15, 2013
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Long Esophagus For Dick

Guys would say “she got a big lefd”. Clearly saying he/she had oral sex
“Damn she got a lefd!” Long esophagus for dick!!!!
by fuckshitbitch December 5, 2018
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Danny Long Legs

A very active, full of beans, skinny bloke who doesn't seem to sleep and is willing to do anything to keep the show going. A genuine 'wired up' go getter.
"Geez, check out 'Danny Long Legs' havin a go! If anyone can get it done, it's him.
by Chowdabum March 22, 2021
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long haired smushmuffin

Alternate name for the Shih-Tzu dog breed
Look at that adorible long haired smushmuffin! I could hug him forever
by Yipdeep November 30, 2014
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Micheal - PS3 Long Live Play

A live-action PlayStation advertisement featuring many video game characters, including Nathan Drake from Uncharted, Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid, Lightning Farron from Final Fantasy XIII, and more. The was the commercial who showed us that game companies can give characters souls, but it's the players that can make the characters into heroes.
Person 1: Have you guys seen the Micheal - PS3 Long Live Play ad?
Person 2: Yeah! It's amazing!
Person 3: Honestly, it's one of the best video game commercials ever.
by Estella-Luna-12 April 24, 2022
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