Clown Mouth

Slang for chapped lips.

I disregarded the lip balm and constantly wet my lips, and now I have clown mouth.

by AmeliorateTooLate February 12, 2024

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Clown tactics

Trying to force somebody or a group to respect you through threats of stricter measures, more laws/rules, statistics, and other shit like that.

The clown was looking for clown tactics to use his/her bank account to force eople to respect him/her via doubling down on rules and laws.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

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Clowns

One Direction fans

Directioners are the biggest clowns in the world

by Leeroy.potato.vashappenin October 5, 2020

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Clown Aids is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) contracted when one party has sex with a clown. The receiver of said STD begins becoming a clown. They start craving to become part of a circus, and they start dressing in brightly coloured clothing.

This disease can be non symptomatic in some cases, and be transmitted to you without your or the non-symtomatic holders knowledge.

Dude you fucked a clown!! You're totally getting Clown Aids now!

by DemonSpauun September 1, 2023

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Clown

Carol Granda, she spells her name with a k cause she thinks it’s cooler but no, it’s carol.

Karol Granda is a cheating bitch, she is a clown

by ayeemeyuh September 25, 2019

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clown

you

one: did you know that one in three people are a clown?

two: really? but im not a clown and neither are you!

one: damn, i guess the person reading this is the true clown

by mmmmicrowave October 15, 2019

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