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Beef

A beef is a delightful creature with a tendency to be a complete and utter bitch. A Beef has her mother well trained and has an army of younger siblings known as "The Beeflings". Whilst being popular in social groups, you must be aware of the beef at all times as she has also been known to be a slithery, sly, wee snake, do not trust her with your deepest darkest secrets.
Me: What's that big crowd for?
You : Oh, thats Beef and all her siblings.
Beef: I don't look like a sloth!
Me: She's right.
by St3v Doogn @ Bn$ Akad February 16, 2017
mugGet the Beefmug.

Beef Kiev

A huge, hairy, devouring vagina
Rita served beef kiev al fresco yesterday, I threw up then ate.
by MeatySauce April 30, 2011
mugGet the Beef Kievmug.

Don't eat the Beef Wellington

Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.
"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!
by RideBigPony August 14, 2023
mugGet the Don't eat the Beef Wellingtonmug.

Flashbang beef patty

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.
Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022
mugGet the Flashbang beef pattymug.

beefed

To have thrown up, or to say that someone else has thrown up.
“Is he still sick?”

Yeah, he beefed just a second ago”
by lolzies1414 July 30, 2021
mugGet the beefedmug.

beef pod

a harem of hefty dudes; typically consisting of 11+ dudes
"Crap my garage door is broken, better call for help from my beef pod."
by Zoomer81 June 28, 2017
mugGet the beef podmug.

Beefing Buns

It means to do “you know what” what to another persons rear.
Why you always beefing buns on Saturday
mugGet the Beefing Bunsmug.

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