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Milo's Tea

The Greatest Tea only few get to have.
Red Diamond? NO!
Gold Peak? NO!
Lipton?! NO WAY JOSE.
Milo's Tea is where its at!
Hey Pete, hows that Milo's Tea?
Pete: *literally injecting it*
by MartianSupremacist November 23, 2023
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Tea

I drank tea
by L0pin November 24, 2023
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Red Tea

A phrase referring to having sex with your girlfriend while she's on her period
"Brooo we had the best red tea last night, we had to replace our brand new sheets dawg"
by cokercola... November 28, 2023
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tea soaker

when you lay comfortably with your balls in someones face for an extended period of time, preferably while relaxing with a cup of tea
Lupinoni would rather be a tea soaker than a teabagger any day of the week
by Vivi Chan the Dragon December 2, 2023
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Mommy tea time

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.
I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
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Momma's home made tea

When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.
Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
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Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.
I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.
by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023
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