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Rusty Remington

When you are banging a girl in the ass and you have poo on your meat rifle when you pull out.
"I was banging Darla in the ass and when I popped it out I realized she gave me a Rusty Remington
by MeatmissleMW1995 June 13, 2022
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Rusty Xylophone

Much like the Trombone or Trumpet, the partner eating out the asshole, simultaneously uses two anal bead sets to play on the other partner's rib cage, with a drumming motion.
"Carl was really enthusiastic when I told him I wanted a Rusty Xylophone. My ribs were bruised for a week. It was awesome!
by TheRatFinkLeroy August 23, 2017
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Rusty Bussy

A straight or gay man who enjoys anal sex but refuses to clean it before the anal pounding.
My step brother enjoys the pegging I give him but refuses to clean before hand. He's my little rusty bussy.
by Rustytrombone23 January 12, 2025
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Rusty handjob

Monster engery drink and orange juice mixture
Yo I just had a rusty handjob at the bar
by Themanofwords76 August 26, 2022
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Rusty fluegelhorn

Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.

First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"

"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
by Sk!n August 30, 2024
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rusty steve

“wow that is one rusty steve
by rusty steve fan August 17, 2021
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Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.
This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.
by felix badcock March 31, 2024
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