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Stumble-Punch

Whilst attempting to bitch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.

The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.
Zach: mumble mumble mumble... *stumble-punches Kurt*

Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!

Zach: mumble mumble mumble...
by Johny Girth August 6, 2010
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punch yer cunt in

al punch yer cunt in m8
by blaire n bat August 21, 2010
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tractor punch

she just got tractor punch approved!
by wrath.tishtosh August 22, 2010
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Gucci Punch

Something that silly the kid does to girls that piss him off.
Looks like a superman punch. Initially invented by Gucci Mane when a girl pissed him off at a concert.
Buddy: Hey Silly howd it go with Lisa last night?
Silly: Yo that girl pissed my off so i Gucci Punched her ass.
Buddy: Atta Girl
by Atta Girl Buddy May 31, 2011
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Dance Punching

The feeling you get when a group of people move in on your dance space.
Those girls are pushing us out of our area, lets jump in the middle and start dance punching.
by Selphee June 4, 2011
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Unitas Punch

While fisting a woman, if you are to lose your Super Bowl ring inside her vagina, you have performed a Unitas Punch. (Background: Johnny Unitas was one of the finest quarterbacks to ever grace an NFL field and is no way tied to the sordid sexual deeds described above).
I lost my ring last night.

Word?

Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.
by Bland Milk June 5, 2011
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Cinnamon Toast Punch

The act of filling your sexual partner's anal cavity with cinnamon and anal fisting him/her. The paste like substance that is created from the act is usually spread over a piece of toast and shared between the two lovers. As a bonus the receiver of the act usually has nice smelling bowl movements for the next few days.
"Mary and I might take it to the next level tonight" -Tom

"Do you mean-" -Danny

"Yeah, I think she is finally going to give me a cinnamon toast punch" -Tom

"Dude SCHWEET" -Danny
by Mr. Shiggles November 3, 2010
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