Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.

I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy

by donniecakes October 17, 2010

Punch boob day

Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.

Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*

by Some guy named stevw December 19, 2021

Double Punching

Confidently delivering the punchline of a joke, which you don't realise somebody else has already delivered in a more subtle manner.

Kim: I feel really fat
Jim: I can see why
Sim: Yeah. That's because you are really fat. ZING
Jim: Sim fails. Double punching!

by sarcasmis September 5, 2011

Chili Punching

When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.

Ken was banned from the nursing home for repeatedly Chili Punching people.

by Chili Puncher May 30, 2019

Ugandan punch

An act of assault where you sucker punch someone directly in the Nose. Same idea as the Indian burn.

I’m gonna give patty an Ugandan Punch

by Fortnite1500 February 19, 2022

Cunt Punch

When A Squirter Queef's.

I just had a Cunt Punch. It was very wet.

by DJ.JAM-EZ March 13, 2023

Cum Punch

A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.

Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"

Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"

Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"

by Lord Dangleballs May 26, 2018