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Pizza Tax

The appropriately set tax by a dad or guardian for a child or minor who is making a frozen pizza in dad's home. Typically, 1 piece of pizza is required for tax for a standard frozen pizza. The fully-cooked piece of pizza is to be relinquished to dad by the child because their pizza was prepared in dad's home, in his kitchen, using his oven, using his kitchen utensils, or any other excuse that dad comes up with at that moment.
The child stood in dismay when his father came into the kitchen to get a piece of pizza and collect his pizza tax.
by Didi of the Pants Clan December 18, 2021
mugGet the Pizza Taxmug.

pizza lotion

My wife smothers her pizza in Pizza Lotion!
by Tom Skarret December 21, 2019
mugGet the pizza lotionmug.

dutch pizza

The act of passing flatulance in ones face during simultanoues falatio or cunniligus.
Man i cant belive your wife pulled a dutch pizza on you and almost shit on your face while you were face deep and she was blowing you.
by Jtac88 October 8, 2017
mugGet the dutch pizzamug.

period pizza

When you go over to Netflix and chill, and she says that she's on her period so you order pizza but then she bleeds all over the pizza but you eat anyways
"let's order pizza"
" only if it's period pizza"
by Chilf February 23, 2017
mugGet the period pizzamug.

mosaic pizza

What is there to say? Any pizza made out of many small, square tiles.
It's a mosaic pizza!
MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMOSAIC PIZZAAAA!!!
by Cos, Aziz, I map. July 21, 2007
mugGet the mosaic pizzamug.

Work Pizza

Delivery or carryout from the Domino's pizza chain.

So-called because the company offers special deals for corporate accounts; consequently, it has become the go-to pizzeria for office parties.
"Anyplace but Domino's. This ain't the office, I don't want no work pizza."
by Colonel_Panic November 12, 2023
mugGet the Work Pizzamug.

Eggplant Pizza

A gay furry named Eggplant Pizza found on discord with the tag Eggplant#0011
by Eggplant Pizza December 29, 2022
mugGet the Eggplant Pizzamug.

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