by pmiron April 1, 2009
Get the [cool]mug. -To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
by Donavin S April 11, 2009
Get the Cool Crunchmug. The act of grinding Cool Ranch Doritos and sprinkling the powder onto a banana before being boofed. See also: Boofing
by Dvrk Stylez March 25, 2021
Get the Cool Riffingmug. by KBJMmcmx, dns, March 9, 2022
Get the This mug is coolmug. an absolute banger song on helluva boss series 2 episode 7 by tom cardy and vivziepop
it goes like
We've certainly got some quality audience tonight folks
Will mister 10 years running come out on top
Or is it time for f r e s h m e a t?
JUGGLING IS OBJECTIVELY COOL
OUR RETURNING CHAMP IS NOBODYS FOOL
BUT WHATS THIS
THE TWINS BRING IT UP TO THE WIRE
ALSO THEYRE ON FIRE
THATS POINTS FOR STYLE (points for style)
THE CROWD GOES WILD (crowd goes wild)
ITS THE PIE GAG AND THE TWINS WANA TASTE
BUT WHATS THIS
HITS FIZZ IN THE FACE
HE TAKES THE CAKE AND HE EATS IT TOO
HES HUNGRY TO WIN AND HES COVERED IN GOO
THATS POINTS FOR CREAM. THE CROWD SCREAMS
BABABALLOONS HES PUMPING EM OUT FROM WHERE IM SITTING I CAN HEAR THE CROWD
NOT GIVE A SHIT CUZ THE TWINS ARE HERE
THEYRE FULL OF SIN AND THEYRE HERE TO WIN
holy moly
things are not looking good for fizzarolli (aka rizzarolli)
what am i doing with my life? that was all from memory
mammon is a big christmas tree :3
it goes like
We've certainly got some quality audience tonight folks
Will mister 10 years running come out on top
Or is it time for f r e s h m e a t?
JUGGLING IS OBJECTIVELY COOL
OUR RETURNING CHAMP IS NOBODYS FOOL
BUT WHATS THIS
THE TWINS BRING IT UP TO THE WIRE
ALSO THEYRE ON FIRE
THATS POINTS FOR STYLE (points for style)
THE CROWD GOES WILD (crowd goes wild)
ITS THE PIE GAG AND THE TWINS WANA TASTE
BUT WHATS THIS
HITS FIZZ IN THE FACE
HE TAKES THE CAKE AND HE EATS IT TOO
HES HUNGRY TO WIN AND HES COVERED IN GOO
THATS POINTS FOR CREAM. THE CROWD SCREAMS
BABABALLOONS HES PUMPING EM OUT FROM WHERE IM SITTING I CAN HEAR THE CROWD
NOT GIVE A SHIT CUZ THE TWINS ARE HERE
THEYRE FULL OF SIN AND THEYRE HERE TO WIN
holy moly
things are not looking good for fizzarolli (aka rizzarolli)
what am i doing with my life? that was all from memory
mammon is a big christmas tree :3
helluva boss fan 1: yo you know that s2 ep7 banger?
helluva boss fan 2: wait the one that’s like ‘AWWUUU FUCK YOUU’
helluva boss fan 1: nah that’s 2 minutes notice. i’m talking about juggling iz cool
helluva boss fan 2: ohhh the one that’s like- FROM WHERE AM SITTING U CAN HEAR THE CROWD… NOT GIVE A SHIT CUZ THE TWINS R HERE!!
helluva boss fan 1: y uh
helluva boss fan 2: wait the one that’s like ‘AWWUUU FUCK YOUU’
helluva boss fan 1: nah that’s 2 minutes notice. i’m talking about juggling iz cool
helluva boss fan 2: ohhh the one that’s like- FROM WHERE AM SITTING U CAN HEAR THE CROWD… NOT GIVE A SHIT CUZ THE TWINS R HERE!!
helluva boss fan 1: y uh
by kindacrustyandmusty January 20, 2024
Get the juggling iz coolmug. A Grace Cooling is a ginger crackhead. Who often takes refuge in crying about pathetic druggy man slags. And consumes an awful lot of a substance known as Vodka
“Did you see that Grace Cooling the other day?”
“Yes I saw her on Roblox”
“Was she drinking Vodka?”
“Probably...”
“Yes I saw her on Roblox”
“Was she drinking Vodka?”
“Probably...”
by Your local Karen April 21, 2020
Get the Grace Coolingmug. 