bro j simpson

a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker

sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j

hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?

by Fuskers November 16, 2006

getting the j done

Hooking up with a chick, random or not, and getting her in the sack. If she's dtf, your getting that j done. Aww yeah.

Yo dude, did were you getting the j done with the girl! Dude you're a fuckin' player!

by Smelly D January 5, 2009

The wild Nicky j

Everyone has that one friend that turns into a total savage every time alcohol or marijuana is brought out sometimes referred to as the wild Nicky j

Travis: why the fuck is he dumping Budweiser into his corn chowder?
Nik: that's the wild Nicky j don't ask

by Jewkill November 7, 2016

J. Dennis Hastert

Referring to the 51st speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, John Dennis Hastert. He was also a congressman out of the 14 district of Illinois in the 80s. Before that in in 60s and 70s, Hastert was a history teacher, and wrestling coach. Before his indictment for violating federal banking laws to cover up "prior misconduct" in 2015, Hastert was well respected and beloved. He was also the longest GOP speaker in United States history serving from 1999-2007, his service as a congressman in Illinois 14th congressional district lasted from 1987-2007.

The Speaker of The House, The Honorable J. Dennis Hastert

by L' Damardius Rudolph III February 19, 2020

Micheal j. Fox

The anti elvis, the evil opposite of Elvis. Micheal J Fox has no Elvis in him. He is the only person in the known universe that has no Elvis in him, because he is the anti-elvis. He is the only person not currently elvisvolving into elvisness through elvislution towards the image of the king.

"Everybody's got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
Lemme tell ya.
Micheal j. Fox has no Elvis in him."

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware December 23, 2022

King j-hope

The king of K-POP aka j-hope

Trend setter j-hope

Ace j-hope

King j-hope

Record breaker j-hope

All rounder j-hope

Best rapper, best vocal, best visual j-hope

The main character j-hope

Best dancer j-hope

King j-hope is the best (Jung Hoseok)

by jhshsk November 13, 2021

Crazy Doc J

A middle aged man who, while bored at the office, forces patients to wait in exam rooms while he accesses Urban Dictionary for his own twisted sense of humor.

Yo...What the F@*$, why I am still waiting for Crazy Doc J.

by Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke April 16, 2010