Snake

A bitch who will lie and hide secrets to get what she wants. She doesn't care for anyone but herself and usually comes off as sweet or nice but deep down is a lying, malicious woman

Guy 1: see that bitch over there
Guy 2: oh yah that's dajana shes such a snake

by _Squilliam_Fancyson_ November 16, 2017

gucci snake

nibba got sum real ass gucci snakes

You have real gucci snakes

by Acy the gucci kid December 4, 2017

sea snake

A squirmy, water loving, salty backstabber, who acts as a friend but they are really the opposite.

snake backstabber squirmy

We used to be best friends until she snaked me out. That little sea snake.

by pisi February 24, 2019

Snake

A fucking bitch who will go behind your back. He/she is a fake bitch and will snitch on you for fucking the hottest guy in the school when she actually did it.

Fuck her she's such a snake

by Daelyn September 21, 2019

Drake's Snake

A bazooka is a man-portable recoilless anti-tank rocket launcher weapon, widely deployed by the United States Army, especially during World War II. Also referred to as the "stovepipe", the innovative bazooka was among the first generation of rocket-propelled anti-tank weapons used in infantry combat. Featuring a solid-propellant rocket for propulsion, it allowed for high-explosive anti-tank (HEAT) shaped charge warheads to be delivered against armored vehicles, machine gun nests, and fortified bunkers at ranges beyond that of a standard thrown grenade or mine. The universally applied nickname arose from the M1 variant's vague resemblance to the musical instrument called a bazooka invented and popularized by 1930s American comedian Bob Burns.

Person 1: Have you seen the Drake's Snake?
Person 2: Who the fuck is Drake?
Person 1: *dies*

by jesterrrrrrr May 28, 2024

fake the snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing

"fake the snake, it makes people trust you "

by Kwaqling November 1, 2017

Alabama mud snake

An Alabama mud snake, like it’s shorter, smaller cousin, the mud snake, is brown, usually, in color, It can also be mustard yellow, green, or red, and black, if it is ill… The Alabama mud snake, is the larger, and more aggressive version, of your typical mud snake. Usually spanning from 13, to 16 inches long, it can be as big around as a dollar bill, join the end to end, Though there have been incidents reported where an Alabama mud snake was found to be anywhere from 10, to 15 inches around. Reports on this, however, are dubious, at best, and are better ignored, then to be believed. Being of the Anguis genus, Latin name Sternus Anguis, It belongs to the same branch of month snakes as the German mud Python, the Taiwanese mud snake, the Japanese mud snake, and your garden variety mud snake. It is not, however, at all related to the mud viper, or mud rattler, as is commonly misconceived. Indications that you were dealing with an Alabama mud snake are, again, it being anywhere from 13 to 15 inches long, anywhere from eight, to 10 inches in diameter, as well as a ceiling it’s victim with a rather pungent odor or. Common methods of disposal are as follows; Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to flush the snake. It will put up a fight, and cause you and your loved ones on ending misery, for at least 15 to 30 minutes. Instead, kill it with a plunger handle, dismember it with said plunger, then safely dispose of it in single ply grocery bags, in your neighbors trashcan.

Thank God we managed to kill that Alabama mud snake, now let’s go ahead and follow the protocols and dump it in Cletus’s trashcan next door!

by Bandit 989 July 18, 2022