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horse slip

When you accidentally fall onto a horse dick and get eaten by a horse but still survive and the horse shits you out
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
mugGet the horse slipmug.
This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
by PPHal December 12, 2023
mugGet the I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long runmug.

Chinese Horse Ass Games

a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.
you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.
by Trogdor420 July 21, 2023
mugGet the Chinese Horse Ass Gamesmug.

Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

When your trying to pick up a girl, and when you finally take her home... It's bigger than yours
I'll snag him with the old Trojan Horse Manoeuvre
by ExomperOf December 2, 2023
mugGet the Trojan Horse Manoeuvremug.

Horse

by your horse November 15, 2020
mugGet the Horsemug.

horse ball

A high level manipulating tactic like gas lighting but way stronger
guy 1 "dude you wanna play orangutan shotput with me NOW!"
guy 2 "STOP PLAYING HORSE BALL WITH ME BUD IM NOT FALLING FOR IT"
by johniscool44 April 15, 2024
mugGet the horse ballmug.

no horse shit

No Horse Shit is a quote from the movie Big Trouble in Little China. No Horse Shit means no joke, or no messing around.
by Jackburton255 May 21, 2019
mugGet the no horse shitmug.

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