Ethan... You will always want a Ethan around. He brightens your day, he makes you laugh, hes super fun to ride busses with. If you need someone to stand up for you he for sure got your back. Maybe that's why he has so many friends. Make sure your careful on what you say to him cause he has a soft heart. Ethan is an amazing guy and make sure you hold on to him for a long time cause he got you no matter what. You can tell him literally anything and he will be understanding and will help you through the way. He is such an amazing person in my life and i hope we never break apart from our friendship. You might think that not talking to him for a while means that you guys are losing your friendship, but he will never do that to you. i love the Ethan in my life and i hope im friends with him forever.
" Ethan is the bestest friend you could ever have"
by doglover3099 June 1, 2022
Get the ethanmug. Quite possibly the cutest boy ever. He will try to make you laugh and is an amazing person on the inside, even if he acts a bit cold on the outside. <3
he's a memester for sure. But he's not stupid! NO HE DOESN'T HAVE A SMALL ****. And yes he short af
he's a memester for sure. But he's not stupid! NO HE DOESN'T HAVE A SMALL ****. And yes he short af
by BoncingKittens March 31, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. THIS ONLY APPLIES TO ASIAN ETHANS!!!!!!!! (I'm also asian. This is not racism.)
Born in the rice fields of China, shipped straight to America. Is a stupid fucking chink that single-handedly ruined my life. Once I feast my eyes upon this rice picker with a straw hat, my smile just faded away. As he crawled over the grains of rice I dropped from my lunch, he said "Wah duh fuq man! You can no wasta dis goo rai! MY FAMRY HANPICK DA RAI FROM MAINRAN CHINA!" As I watched his chinky ass scurry around to pick it up and his dirty bare feet swiping across the lunchroom floor, I stood up and started blasting Yi Jian Mei. He looked back up at me with his tiny little eyes and Master Wu from Ninjago facial hair, and yelled: "HAO YU KNO DISSA MAI FAVOREE SHONG!!" and starts doing the Chinese lion dance for whichever one of the thousand fucking Chinese holidays it was that day. Since then, I couldn't bare but feel the need to include this retard chink in my life, and watch his bum ass learn engrish.
He's my real MVP (Most Valuable Picker)
Born in the rice fields of China, shipped straight to America. Is a stupid fucking chink that single-handedly ruined my life. Once I feast my eyes upon this rice picker with a straw hat, my smile just faded away. As he crawled over the grains of rice I dropped from my lunch, he said "Wah duh fuq man! You can no wasta dis goo rai! MY FAMRY HANPICK DA RAI FROM MAINRAN CHINA!" As I watched his chinky ass scurry around to pick it up and his dirty bare feet swiping across the lunchroom floor, I stood up and started blasting Yi Jian Mei. He looked back up at me with his tiny little eyes and Master Wu from Ninjago facial hair, and yelled: "HAO YU KNO DISSA MAI FAVOREE SHONG!!" and starts doing the Chinese lion dance for whichever one of the thousand fucking Chinese holidays it was that day. Since then, I couldn't bare but feel the need to include this retard chink in my life, and watch his bum ass learn engrish.
He's my real MVP (Most Valuable Picker)
Person 1: "DING-DONG CHING-CHONG HERE COMES ETHAN! PLAY SOME YI JIAN MEI!"
Person 2: "I GOTCHU!!!"
Radio: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FONG XIAO XIAOOOOO"
Ethan: "YO DISSA MY MUESHIC!"
Person 2: "I GOTCHU!!!"
Radio: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FONG XIAO XIAOOOOO"
Ethan: "YO DISSA MY MUESHIC!"
by ihateethanlol April 25, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. A American that not afraid to say he hate chinks niggers crackhead and beaniers all in the same line but hey he can party 2 day straight and get 5.6 of snow for merely 30 dollars, only thing he does for fun is throw out trash that claims to be a work of art also he hit 600 on packside
by Biggestkikever December 10, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. .an orgasmic human being, who is very loving, kind and has a bomb ass fashion sense. He has a hot bod and his face is fleeky as fuck as well as his sexy hair. overall so hard working, puts other people before himself, as funny as a chicken and not a NONCE . not to mention he is a proper sexpert.
ethan's a skeng G
by pengting1234 July 12, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. 