Ethan Riiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Asian boi with 4.0 GPA and 36 ACT. Also plays piano and has a large dong.

"Ethan! You look very handsome today, Ethan Riiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Ethan: "shut the fuck up!"

by bigboi1000 October 19, 2020

ethan cummins

The biggest bad ass on planet

Ethan cummins

by Conner Bennett January 15, 2020

Ethan wright

Fatty bum bum who loves it up the bum and can eat my meat whenever he wants but he just eats whenever he wants

Person: what do you want from McDonald’s?
Ethan Wright: everything.

by Trulysexybeast69420 December 11, 2023

Ethan stevey

Big old meatball that is a little darker than most. Karen is his mother and Brando is his father

Ethan stevey is a meatball

by Big ol Brando November 21, 2019

Ethan Baggio

Ethan Baggio, someone who is so cool and smart, everyone likes this guy.

Owen: Your so ethan baggio

Dylan: Thanks dude

by ebaggio April 29, 2025

Ethan CM

the best vegan fortnite player-
just kidding who could be
VEGAN

Ethan CM is the best

by Fatllama621 February 11, 2021

ethan bassuk

The biggest shit head that has the biggest chode

Stopping being such an Ethan Bassuk

by Alec stein January 20, 2018