hot dylan

a non existant character

no dylans are hot, hot dylan

by YOURURUURURMOM June 17, 2021

kebob dylan

A sexual act consisting of a spit roast 3-way where the one bookend plays guitar while the other plays harmonica.

Music fan: things got crazy after the Mumford & Sons show last night. I had a backstage pass, and the mandolin player and singer were giving this one chick a Kebob Dylan. She looked confused, but was going with it.

by akaMrAndOrMsAlias August 21, 2021

Love Dylan day

On October 3 every woman has to love someone named Dylan

Random: hey do Yk what day it is?
Other random: no what Is it?
Random: it’s love Dylan day you should love Dylan

by BigFlip October 3, 2021

Kankerus Dylanus

A smart word that describes a person who stole your amongus action figure

Me: Hey where is my amongus action figure?
Dylan: I stole it
Me: Fucking Kankerus Dylanus

by Kelkop October 7, 2021

_thomas___dylan_

Who’s _thomas___dylan? She’s the best person on tiktok! She is super kind

And she post about maze runner!

Boy 1 : do you know who _thomas___dylan_ is?
Girl 1 : ofc she’s the best person on tiktok!

by Starbucks>dunkin October 27, 2021

Horny Dylan

Sometimes you hear wolfs howling at night but sometimes its a Horny Dylan. They happen once in a blue moon sadly.

"Did you hear that Horny Dylan. It was very loud"

by Horny Giver December 27, 2021

Gormless Dylan

A Gormless Dylan is a really really really dumb panda.

Panda's: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Breadsxn: "y'all acting like a bunch of gormless dylans"

by Sussy Silver March 19, 2022