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David Breuer

@davidsshithouse on twitter is what everyone in the world wants to be. David Breuer can turn lesbian people straight by just existing in a 1 mile radius. David is the best goalkeeper in the world
Hungarian Niran: Look it’s David Breuer
Filipino Niran: *starts masturbating*
by ÏÏ November 9, 2020
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David Diaz

A short human being who is short and also short. He likes to point out the fact that he's Mexican. He can be super supportive at times. As amazing as he is, he has flaws, but we don't talk about those.
Guy 1: Have you met David Diaz?
Guy 2: Duh. He's my best friend.
by LlamaBoss0924 December 11, 2019
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Davids mom

Hottest Bullshonkey around.
Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff
by GucciGuyJackIsNotGucci April 20, 2020
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David Comish

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real February 9, 2023
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David

David is very kind, has a good personality and very smart. David is also very charming and cute, you will be lucky to have someone named david. David is someone who will never let you down. They empower others by simply being themselves. David is wise and kind and gives all that he can to what he believes in most. With one look, he knows what's on your heart and how to give you what you need to feel supported and loved as you process what you're feeling.
by BRUHHHEUHEUDJhcnkjan June 11, 2021
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The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.
Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."
by Miss David January 27, 2022
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C David

C David is a word to describe a person named David that is cringe
Example: This person is cringe, and he’s named David. Let’s call him C David
by Guest4530 January 4, 2024
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