as cold as Hell

An oxymoron. Canada is cold, but Hell? No, Hell is a warm place!

I was on the Highway to Hell, then I slipped and made a wrong turn into Hull - where I froze my arse off. Hull is in Ottawa-Gatineau and north of forty-five, so "as cold as Hell" really isn't a strong enough term to describe this frozen torment.

The great white north is something directly out of Robert Service's "Cremation of Sam McGee" and Hell is a warm, welcome respite by comparison.

by bitchuck January 6, 2026

fool's cold

The minor sets of sniffling and brain freezes one suffers after drinking a Slurpee.

Tim: I knew that scummy-looking guy was bad news! He tainted my Slurpee and got me sick!

Jerry: Don't worry dude, it's probably just fool's cold.

by logostak January 3, 2009

The pizzas getting cold

When your high is staring to wear off.

{Guy 1} Hey, Dude the pizzas getting cold {Guy 2} Oh shit dude, lets bake another one!

by JayyBird October 30, 2010

Cure-to-the-common-cold

Stripping down to your boxers, covering yourself in warpaint, running around the neighborhood, screaming + brandishing a spear.

I found the cure-to-the-common-cold !

by nouns June 10, 2011

Five Quarters Cold

Temperature cold enough to cause nipples to be the length of a stack of five quarters.

It's five quarters cold outside today.

by Mr Code Name December 1, 2011

Bean is cold

When a female is wearing a dress or skirt and her vagina and other private parts are cold.

girl 1: I can't believe you are wearing that skirt, it's going to get below freezing tonight.
girl 2: Tell me about it, my bean is cold!

by lovesdinosaurs28 November 10, 2012

woke up in a cold sweat

To wake up in a cold sweat is to wake up suddenly in the middle of the night due to the remembering of an anxious moment in your life.

Man last night night I woke up in a cold sweat remembering how those gangsters last summer almost decided to off me!

by Yongundong April 24, 2017