Zombie car 

A car that is missing parts, has holes in it, or is generally falling apart due to rusting, driving mishaps, or wear and tear. The appearance is 'zombie like' in nature.

"Did you see that zombie car Brad drove up in! Or "Ahhhhhh.....zombie car, right lane!"

Zombie car by Circuschicknj October 17, 2012

condom car 

A car with so little value, or such complex repairs, that you drive it until it breaks and throw it away.

Know what a used geo metro and a new toyota prius have in common, they're both condom cars.

condom car by DarwinB September 14, 2013

Minnesota Car Wash 

Your wife gives you a drunken blowjob in her 1998 Lexus and after you finish you slap her in the face with your now limp cock. Otherwise known as a great Friday night.

We had so much to drink last night I got a "Minnesota Car Wash" while we were parked in the driveway!

Minnesota Car Wash by mrs May 2, 2014

moms car 

Also known as your moms vagina

Johnny: hey Stan, what's up
Stan: oh I'm just cleaning my moms car
Johnny: dude that's just nasty

moms car by Bobthebuilder248 May 5, 2016

Armored car 

When you wrap your dick with more than 3 condoms

" I'm going to have to use a armored car on Stephanie tonight "

Armored car by Dude Decent January 12, 2017

Backseat car boner 

When your sitting in the backseat and the vibrations from the road, engine, and the transmission give you a boner

I hate riding in the backseat, I always get backseat car boners

Backseat car boner by Oujidon January 5, 2018

recon car 

a recon car is a recon car

what is a recon car? it is a recon car.

recon car by mömmustrákur October 27, 2018