bone hold

A violent or very tight hand job.

When I went over to her house last night she gave me a bone hold.

by Bucket of Fail September 16, 2014

schadenfreude bone

A new name for the "funny" bone, as it's really not so funny when it happens to you. But when it happens to someone else, it sparks feelings of schadenfreude.

*buddy smacks his humerus while working*
buddy: Aw, frig, I can't even feel my arm!
guy: Haha, hit your schadenfreude bone, did we? Sooo glad I'm not you.

by Arashmin May 20, 2010

Bone

Thick & Stupid

School Kid: “Mr Wheeler, what are qualifications?”

Mr Wheeler: “Unbelievable!! I can tell you’ve never listened to anything I say during lessons. It’s pointless teaching you and nobody ever going to employ you because you’re so bone”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

contact t bone

When you cross your fingers to eliminate having the fart touch

Contact T bone leave me alone

by C.csizzle December 13, 2017

bone thug

a skinny girl that makes skinny look good

Ouuuu i see a bone thug walking ova there. im tryna get at her

by Jasonyaboy March 8, 2022

Rubber bones

When the angry wizard get's bored

All you simpletons with your Testicular torsion and your Manual breathing... I CAST RUBBER BONES!!!

by Wise_wizard April 14, 2025

hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

by Pacingtons April 22, 2018