Apple

Makes mustard

Friend: i want some mustard for my hotdog

Me: *sqeezes apple*

Friend: 🗿

Apple hey apple

by Regidrago January 22, 2021

Pine Apple Express

The act of breaking a bong over someone’s head.

The head shop store worker gave a rude Customer the Pine Apple Express to the Emergency Room.

by Anonymous pine cone August 1, 2021

Apple

A company that says features from 4 years ago are "new and exciting" They're also a company that overcharges for products similar to a potato knowing people (mostly basic white chicks) will buy it

Person:I see you're using an Apple product
Basic White Chick: Yeah its better than your phone even though I have no evidence to back it up

by SouljaBoiiii December 9, 2018

Apple Pudding

(verb) When someone is being filmed, but is looking at the camera.

Director: Hey, you extras need to stop apple pudding or I’ll replace you!

by A1burt December 4, 2020

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

korean apple

when a bitch is blowing you and she goes to suck on the nut but she bites it like an apple

have you ever had a korean apple?

so this bitch was giving me a korean apple right and i screamed?

by redalpaca April 18, 2014

candy apple

"a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple

Patcy was wasted so I slipped her a candy apple!

by BeatsByRay May 31, 2016