Michael lived a normal life until he discovered Hookah. He became the most influential Hookah kingpin of all time until his eventual arrest in September of 2020. He went to federal prison on a 77 year sentence, and his cellmate was R-Kelly. They broke out together and joined the Italian mob, got married, and lived happily ever after until death.
Who's Abu Michael Cambria Jr. and why does he want Rylees kisses?
He's the biggest drug-lord of all time.
He's the biggest drug-lord of all time.
by Jouweyjonah October 20, 2022
this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.
Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean
Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean
Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
by steve jobs back from the dead December 05, 2018
A gay michael jackson is a person with incredible singing talents and is his only asset to getting hoes.
by itsyaboi-tm November 02, 2018
Friend: The snow won't lie! I'm never wrong about these things.
*the snow storm arrives and there's a good few inches of snow*
to friend: Well that was a hell of a Michael Fish moment you noob!
*the snow storm arrives and there's a good few inches of snow*
to friend: Well that was a hell of a Michael Fish moment you noob!
by OgilvieD January 07, 2010
Tall with hazel eyes and brown hair. He is The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Literally! He's cute and sexy and funny and romantic. He's like a giant teddy bear. All you want to do is hug him and never let go. You always feel protected when your with him. It's like he's your shield. Your shield of love. He's the best thing that's ever happened to you. You'll always love him. He could be described as a sexual fantasy. That's how good his sex is. He is fucking perfect.
by Metalcoreskatrgirl November 26, 2013
Ogbuke Michael
OGBUKE CHIJIOKE MICHAELThe most sweetest, kind_hearted man/boy You will ever meet in Your whole lifesperm! Everything About a MICHAEL is just so everything Good About living on hope.You will Love them for everything they are,even if thier look ever change it will never affect you because thier personality covers everything up.he will Make you laugh,and hell, you might Cry over Him because You will miss Being around him!.nothing can Make you stay Away from his charm.you would Want to Marry Him for Crying out loud he is just perfect in Every little way. A Great chef When it comes to a matter of kitchen,Every details of Him Make you how he even Exists.
by OGBUKE CHIJIOKE MICHAEL November 28, 2018
A sexy ginger boy. Girls can't resist him. He is a lidgit player and girls respect the fact that he is just that cool. Ussually has a friend, not as tall, but just as cool as him. Michael K Fox does not have a soul
Sara- Did u see elliots new friend?
John- No homo but that Michael K Fox is a sexy ginger. Too bad he doesn't have a soul
John- No homo but that Michael K Fox is a sexy ginger. Too bad he doesn't have a soul
by idonthaveasoulandimproudofit April 04, 2010