the vagina faced pussy monger is a female cousin of the dick faced cockmaster. its mouth is used, not only to eat the gel like film created by the master (which leads to pregnancy), but also as a passage for the master to burrow into when stiff from excitement
that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.
by eboyd32 June 04, 2007
Jim: "have you seen that new girl at the church down the road?"
Tom: "yes, and when i saw her fine ass i fell in love with god's vagina."
Tom: "yes, and when i saw her fine ass i fell in love with god's vagina."
by SDHAKAB February 25, 2011
A deadly riposte, whereby you lunge verily with yon weapon, under the hem of the enemies skirt (man-skirt if applicable) and prod your tool against their lower regions.
This often causes confusion, arousal, fright, projectile vomiting, or a counter-attack with the nut suck poking fuck
This often causes confusion, arousal, fright, projectile vomiting, or a counter-attack with the nut suck poking fuck
Man 1 - Why hello there! What fine weather we are having today!
Man 2 - WHAT YOU SAY! A REVENGE ON YOU! *man 2 uses under the dress vagina press on man 1*
Man 1 - OH NO I AM DEAD
Man 2 - WHAT YOU SAY! A REVENGE ON YOU! *man 2 uses under the dress vagina press on man 1*
Man 1 - OH NO I AM DEAD
by Kamikaze is scared of the bag August 11, 2004
by Pussy water bitch November 27, 2019
A very gross, loose and saggy vagina that resembles the thick shreds of meat in an Italian beef sandwich. Generally found on strippers and porn actresses.
by Dave Losso November 13, 2007
"How did your date with Ming Hu go last night?" "Dude, I was Climbing the Great Wall of Vagina all night!"
by H. P. Lovecraft April 24, 2006
a individual the acts like a ginormous pussy.
a very crabby person.
a fag.
a extremely fucked vagina on the beach that needs a hedge trimmer.
a very crabby person.
a fag.
a extremely fucked vagina on the beach that needs a hedge trimmer.
by cowboy spanker September 07, 2011