bowl vaulter

A turd that is so long and hard that it sticks out of the toilet water much like a pole vaulters pole.

I was holding on to that poop so long I made a bowl vaulter!

by VMaximus2003 August 30, 2017

home bowl syndrome

The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.

Man this home bowl syndrome is really hitting me hard

by Dr . Steve February 10, 2023

Don’t Dig In My Bowl

1. Exaggerated hypeness over a person or situation that doesn’t involve you.

2. Rejecting a person asking for your food

3. Speaking on a situation you don’t know about.

1. *Buys a cheesesteak*
“Let me get a piece of that bro”
“Don’t dig in my bowl yo !”

2. “Damn girl your lace showing”
“Don’t dig in my bowl bitch”

by LeeParadise May 4, 2022

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021

Bowl of Cereal

To jack off or flick the bean

Aaron: I have 1 bowl of cereal everyday
Gavin: Rookie numbers, I have 4 a day

by kittiesfunnies March 26, 2021

Yosh bowl

Short for yoshinara bowl. A Japanese fast food restaurant. In la…a few years ago it was the butt end (if you'll pardon the pun) of a lot of jokes because eating

There can give you the trots!

Hey, let's head to the yosh bowl up on Manchester Tonite…but don't forget to take Pepto first!

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

By the fish in my bowl

Of course!

By the fish in my bowl, I’ll do it!

by Ultraluminal February 8, 2022