The most stunning gorgeous girl in this universe. A Taylor is modest and will accept compliments nicely but not believe they exist within herself. Taylor is perfect in every way, a soft lovely kind voice and wonderful hair. A Taylor will be there for you if you need no matter what’s wrong, always offering her kindness. Taylor has a beautiful smile and a wonderful body, anyone around Taylor will be in awe and adore her for her. Taylor also gives the loveliest hugs, and snuggles, all in all a Taylor is absolutely perfect.
“Oh look at Taylor she looks stunning, and her hair is perfect in this sunlight and the way it waves down her gorgeous back”
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Get the Taylor swift mug.An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.
Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.
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Get the Taylor Lee mug.Someone who is a very over-rated musician who does not sing real music. She uses autotune and very synthetic instruments and runs her own online cult following of sheep who do not understand what real music is.
I'm not here to tell you that real music is 80's rock that your daddy listened to while taking you to swim practice, but rather it comes from skill and hard work. Not having a robot sing for you.
I'm not here to tell you that real music is 80's rock that your daddy listened to while taking you to swim practice, but rather it comes from skill and hard work. Not having a robot sing for you.
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Get the Taylor-pendence Day mug.An alias of gold medal Olympic runner Bruce Jenner. Sometimes goes by Tranny Taylor Green or just simply Marge.
A creature born of the Georgian swamps, some believe this creature to be closely related to “The Snooky” of the Central Atlantic region. It can be frequently found in and around the White House, often under the Resolute Desk wearing a paper bag on its head.
A creature born of the Georgian swamps, some believe this creature to be closely related to “The Snooky” of the Central Atlantic region. It can be frequently found in and around the White House, often under the Resolute Desk wearing a paper bag on its head.
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