bejing tea kettle

when one individual licks another individuals butthole after he takes a large dump and does not wipe.

PERSON A) dude.... last night was freaky

PERSON B) why bro?

PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle

PERSON B) did you let her?

PERSON A) DUH RETARD

by pope dope the 2nd April 15, 2010

Lizard Tea

Dead Lizard sits in hot water. (For nutrients)

Yum Yum I love Lizard Tea, What do you mean Mom and Dad are getting divorced?

by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork December 21, 2024

dingleberry tea

a concoction made from steeping dried dingleberries into hot water of about 120F

did you like that dingleberry tea I made you?

by indica_weeds November 17, 2022

Sip that Tea Quietly

Referring to keeping the tea to yourself, not telling others the tea.

Man 1: Did you know that Trent has a major problem with spilling the tea???
Man 2: Yeah! Dude needs to learn how to sip that tea quietly. He can’t go around spilling the tea all the time.

by PeachyBoi February 26, 2019

Polish Tea

captain morgan rum and coke. just a simple capt and coke.

“Hey Matt, may I please get a Polish Tea”
“Harry get off my Polish Tea”

by no batta tee boy September 24, 2022

Ice tea

Hot leaf juice but cold

I slurped down my ice tea

by Rabzoi September 26, 2022

spill the tea

To gossip or tell of the exciting news that you obtained from someone or somewhere. Deriving from drag culture, can also be used as to derive from "tea time" in which one usually gossips.

"You wanna hear about Cathy's new secretly closeted boyfriend?"

"OMG! Yes girl! Spill the tea!!!"

by lampcap April 28, 2019