by Robert_345 June 12, 2012
Get the Social Bantermug. A parent or adult who puts a child on social media for the purpose of exploiting them for their own social media benefit.
That family is a social media groomer, they're posting their kids on social media and coaching them through videos for their own benefit. Have you seen the Costco dad video? He's a social media groomer
by Joejoedinks February 20, 2025
Get the social media groomermug. You are single to everyone else except your partner. If you still have all of the elements of a serious relationship, physical and emotional and both partners know. If the relationship isn't socially exeptable or forbidden but the partners keep it secret, but still act the same.
by Nakry December 13, 2015
Get the socially singlemug. When all you all realize that you’re high af but you continue to pass the blunt and feel socially obligated to hit it.
by Laxb23 January 14, 2018
Get the social bluntmug. Hym “Nice! Way to blame your social lysenkoism on the libs. Brilliant. What do you do about unearned privileged (like the privilege enjoyed by you nepotistic offspring)? Nothing! What do you do about unearned status? Prevent it at all cost! What do you do about unearned moral virtue?precent it at all cost!”
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
Get the Social Lysenkoismmug. A social media page that serves as an easy "business card" or example of how social you are and in what way (posts, stories, followers), i.e. through Instagram or Facebook. It is the essential step that follows after meeting and talking to a stranger.
Instagram is today's number-one form of Social Portfolio. It's the easiest way for people to know me at a glance.
by bwsimonse December 5, 2021
Get the Social Portfoliomug. Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.
Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
Get the Social dick-suckingmug.