Snake

A True Solider With Nothing To Fear .

A Mysterious person , Doesn’t Stick with The same group for a while . his favorite treets are Cigars , An H. Upmann No 2 .

He’s Know by Many codnames over the past few Years , His Real Name Remains Uknown .

( Codnames

- Raven

- Naked Snake

- Big Boss

- The Man Who Sold The World )
He only trust A few people that number won’t get higher then 3 , it might get lower who knows .

Every One He loves Dies ,
His life is No different From Hell .

One Of His Many known qoutes

“ Nothing To Be ashamed Of , Pain gets The better Of Us all “

He’s Also The Most badass Motherfucker you’ll ever Meet .

Snake , A True Patriot .

by John B . November 21, 2021

Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."

by Hectorino November 26, 2021

Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"

by Hectorino November 26, 2021

Snake

A fake Snapchat account (like finsta but for snap)

Snap + fake = snake

And ur being a snake if ur being fake

I totally trolled him with my snake account.

by Hatinafield November 30, 2021

Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

Lay a snake

Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.

Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.

Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.

Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck

by AnalFan January 12, 2020

western brown snake

When your child finds animal feces in a public sandbox.

" I took my babies to the park yesterday and the youngest brought me a Western Brown Snake!"

by SuZp3Kt January 14, 2020